Thank You Richard

(Help Me, Rhonda)

Since I got to China

I’ve been feeling kind of sick in my head

My stomach’s going crazy

And some days I barely get out of bed

Oh, Richard you kept me calm

With Chinese medicine and Tiger Balm

I want to

Thank you Richard

Thank you now for everything;

Thank you Richard

Thank, thank you Richard

Thank you Richard

Thank, thank you Richard

Thank you Richard

Thank, thank you Richard

Thank you Richard

Thank, thank you Richard

Thank you Richard

Thank, thank you Richard

Thank you Richard

Thank, thank you Richard

Thank you Richard yeah!

Thanks for everything!

You saw to every detail

From the greatest down to the least

Even a light lunch

Turned into a major feast

Oh Richard you had a plan

Wish I’d been there with you in Xian

I want to

Thank you Richard

Thank you now for everything (repeat chorus!)